Yes, I’m Still Alive

Hi everyone.

I know it’s been, like, a month and a half, but I’m back on track.  I promised my self I would make my first blog post of the year at midnight, January 1st, but I never got to it.

I’m starting work on a sister site to “Jibbles”.  I don’t know what it’s going to be called, but I pretty sure it’s gonna be awesome.

I’m also going to try to get my Twitter hooked up to this so y’all can Tweet your face off about me.

I’m not sure that it’s possible to Tweet a face off, but I think some of you will find a way.

Well then.  Goodbye.

Ps.

Try REALLY hard not to have an Australian accent when you say this sentence out loud: “Good eye, might.”

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2011

It’s almost the end of 2011, and Google has made their annual video of the world in review.

They did a surprisingly good job this year.

P.S. I didn’t make this.

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Mythbusters Cannon Failure

I just learned that the Mythbusters just made their biggest mistake ever.

 

They shot a cannonball from a bomb range 700 yards into a Dublin, California neighborhood, through a house, up stairs, out the window, through another house, out the window, into a minivan, through the minivans windows, and into someone’s lawn.

Wow.

Kind of scary.

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We Are Not Alone!

BREAKING NEWS!

Today an Earth-like planet was discovered about 600 light years away from us!  The planet, Kepler 22b is said to have perfect temperatures of around 70 degrees fahrenheit, and may even have oceans on it’s surface.  We do not yet know if this is gaseous or rocky, but there is a possibility that it may be able to sustain life.

O.o

My brain can’t handle this.

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We Don’t Need Violins Anymore

I saw this commercial for the Xbox Kinect a couple of days ago.

Of course, It’s cool, but are musical instruments now obsolete?

These people seem fine with playing the imaginary violin.  I guess we don’t need violins anymore.

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A British Sounding… French Movie?

So last night I saw the movie Hugo.  It was actually really, really good.  It’s the first good kid’s movie I’ve seen since Pixar’s Up.  

But there was something that was really getting on my nerves.

Even though they live in Paris, they have British accents.  I found this a little strange.  It actually made it hard to concentrate on the  movie.

They should at least have French accents, right?

Watch the trailer, and you’ll see what I mean.

Annoying, right?

Overall, its a 95 out of 100.  Good job Mr. Scorsese.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving to all “Jibbles” followers.

Also, Gizmodo.com has a great black friday cheat sheet.  It’s basically a list of everything that’s going to be marked down.  Here’s the link:

http://gizmodo.com/5696851/the-ultimate-black-friday-2010-cheat-sheet

(That’s also where I got the picture)

Thanks and goodbye.

Wait, what am I thanking you for?  You did nothing for me.

Your welcome, and goodbye.

That’s better.

 

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We’re Back to the Ice Cream of the Present

 

What?

Dippin’ Dots, the ice cream of the future, filed for bankruptcy today.

Kind of ironic.  The ice cream of the future has no future.

Ha.

Goodnight everybody.

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Guess What?

You all just lost the game.

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We Must Keep the Vegetables Happy

I was at the store today when I heard thunder.

It was then followed by a fine mist that fell on to the rows of vegetables.

This made me wonder.  Why do we have to make a noise to simulate a real rain storm?  It doesn’t keep the vegetables any fresher.  Then came the realization that would change my views of the earth forever.

The vegetables asked for noise.

That’s why ever grocery store around the nation makes a fake thunder noise when misting their veggies.

So the produce won’t be angry.

I’m not going to sleep tonight.

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