I just learned that the Mythbusters just made their biggest mistake ever.
They shot a cannonball from a bomb range 700 yards into a Dublin, California neighborhood, through a house, up stairs, out the window, through another house, out the window, into a minivan, through the minivans windows, and into someone’s lawn.
Wow.
Kind of scary.
I am afraid of the toilet.
Why?
It comes down to this: spiders. As disturbing as it is, I worry that a spider lives in my toilet.
I know. Freaky.
And what if, the spider decides to go for a little stroll, and accidentally ends up in my intestines? Even worse, what if that spider was pregnant?
A pregnant spider. In my intestines. Ready to give birth to five hundred babies that will feast on my organs.
I am not looking forward to that day.
