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2011

It’s almost the end of 2011, and Google has made their annual video of the world in review.

They did a surprisingly good job this year.

P.S. I didn’t make this.

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Guess What?

You all just lost the game.

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We Must Keep the Vegetables Happy

I was at the store today when I heard thunder.

It was then followed by a fine mist that fell on to the rows of vegetables.

This made me wonder.  Why do we have to make a noise to simulate a real rain storm?  It doesn’t keep the vegetables any fresher.  Then came the realization that would change my views of the earth forever.

The vegetables asked for noise.

That’s why ever grocery store around the nation makes a fake thunder noise when misting their veggies.

So the produce won’t be angry.

I’m not going to sleep tonight.

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Do Not Eat That Melon

Yes, a post about melons.

But a serious post.

There have already been 16 deaths concerning “bad” melons.

Cantaloupes, to be precise.

What I’m trying to say is:

Don’t eat cantaloupe while reading my blog.  I value my viewers.  But for the people who don’t read my blog…

Who wants cantaloupe?

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

This movie gets the award for most predicting movie of the year.

Let’s go through what happens.

*Ahem*

The planet of the apes, it, uh, rises.

And that’s the movie in a nutshell.  Of course, the special effects were good, and it was a so-so plot.  Just…

Predictable.

I leave you with a beautiful nature scene.

 

Hahahahahahahaha!  Got you!

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NO DIVING ON THE CONCRETE

I was at the YMCA when I saw this sign.

This raises the obvious question: If there is no diving in zero feet zero inches, why isn’t there a sign like this everywhere?  There should be a sign in front of your house, like a doormat or something, that warns people not to dive onto your concrete.

I mean, look what happened to the stick figure when he dived without water.

Poor little guy.

(Note: I do not own this picture, I got it off Flickr)

 

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Headcheese?

Let me first say that I did not choose to read Little House In The Big Woods.

Yes, its sad, but I was forced.

Anyways, back to the Headcheese.

According to Little House in the Big Woods, Headcheese is a delicacy that comes from the tender, moist flesh on a hog’s face.

Yum.

For all of you out there that want to try to make Headcheese in your own kitchen, try this classic recipe.

JIBBLES-STYLE HEADCHEESE   by: Jibbles

Step 1: Find a hog.

Step 2: Kill your hog.

Step 3: Behead your dead hog.

Step 4: Boil head in big pot till the meat “falls off the face” as described in book.

Step 5: Mash the meat together.

Step 6: Invite your friends and family over for a yummy meal of hog-face, its sure to be a crowd-pleaser!

Fun Fact: Headcheese isn’t really cheese, its just gelatinous, jello-like fat from a hog’s face.

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