We Must Keep the Vegetables Happy


I was at the store today when I heard thunder.

It was then followed by a fine mist that fell on to the rows of vegetables.

This made me wonder.  Why do we have to make a noise to simulate a real rain storm?  It doesn’t keep the vegetables any fresher.  Then came the realization that would change my views of the earth forever.

The vegetables asked for noise.

That’s why ever grocery store around the nation makes a fake thunder noise when misting their veggies.

So the produce won’t be angry.

I’m not going to sleep tonight.

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12 thoughts on “We Must Keep the Vegetables Happy

  1. Dude. I’ve never noticed that. If we don’t play that noise, will the vegetables mutiny? Will their union force them to boycott? I’m scared. Will we have a produce revolution?

  2. Izzy says:

    Whenever I’m at smiths, I will stick my head under those things.

  3. FuzzyKitten says:

    Wow Izzy. Just wow.

  4. Izzy says:

    @ fuzzykitten… Do I know you?

  5. Izzy :) says:

    I want to see if adding a smiley face will change my picture…

  6. Izzy says:

    darn it, it doesn’t

  7. Izzy says:

    Jibbles, WHERE ARE YOU!!!

  8. jibble says:

    Fuzzy Kitten is guy.

  9. Nicole Riggs says:

    I stick my head under them too. You are not alone Izzy.

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