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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

This movie gets the award for most predicting movie of the year.

Let’s go through what happens.

*Ahem*

The planet of the apes, it, uh, rises.

And that’s the movie in a nutshell.  Of course, the special effects were good, and it was a so-so plot.  Just…

Predictable.

I leave you with a beautiful nature scene.

 

Hahahahahahahaha!  Got you!

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Adventure Time Beemo Awesomeness

Do you guys watch Adventure Time?

Well, you should.  It’s pretty cool.

My favorite character, Beemo, is an awesome little computer-person.  For your personal entertainment, I give you a video of amazing Beemo moments.

P.S. I don’t own this, I didn’t make this, blah blah blah.

This is Commander Jibble signing out.

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My Magical Journey to a Date Farm

Today, I’m going to a date farm.

What is a “date?” you may be wondering.  Its a little fruit that grows on a palm tree.

And we’re going to drive 79.6 miles into the middle of nowhere.

For some dates.

I tell you how it went tomorrow.

Wish me luck.

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Why I’m Afraid Of The Toilet

I am afraid of the toilet.

Why?

It comes down to this: spiders.  As disturbing as it is, I worry that a spider lives in my toilet.

I know. Freaky.

And what if, the spider decides to go for a little stroll, and accidentally ends up in my intestines?  Even worse, what if that spider was pregnant?

A pregnant spider.  In my intestines.  Ready to give birth to five hundred babies that will feast on my organs.

I am not looking forward to that day.

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