Yes, a post about melons.
But a serious post.
There have already been 16 deaths concerning “bad” melons.
Cantaloupes, to be precise.
What I’m trying to say is:
Don’t eat cantaloupe while reading my blog. I value my viewers. But for the people who don’t read my blog…
Who wants cantaloupe?
THE JIBBLES 
nah I hate cantaloupe anyway