I was at the YMCA when I saw this sign.
This raises the obvious question: If there is no diving in zero feet zero inches, why isn’t there a sign like this everywhere? There should be a sign in front of your house, like a doormat or something, that warns people not to dive onto your concrete.
I mean, look what happened to the stick figure when he dived without water.
Poor little guy.
(Note: I do not own this picture, I got it off Flickr)