Two Weirdos In a SUV Like My Poop Bag


So today I was walking my dog.

Yes, the wiener dog.  But that’s not the point.

The worst part of walking a dog is the poop.  You’ve got to pick it up, even if you don’t want to.  And then you’ve got to carry it around until you get home or find a trashcan.  Well, I’ve found a simple soloution to this problem: attach the poop-bag to the dog’s collar.

Maybe not so good for the dog, but hey, it works.

Anyways.

So I was walking my dog when all of the sudden a silver 99′ Dodge SUV pulls around the corner.  The guy whose driving the car is about 68, and he’s looking at me like catfish looks at a peice of bacon.  (Man, I’m good at analogies!)  So basically, he’s looking at me like a maniac.

I thought it was strange, but it got even stranger.  He turned around and pulled up in front of me, exept now I didn’t see him, I saw his wife.

She was also looking at me like a maniac.

I was getting ready to run when she rolled down the window.  She looked very exited.  Her eyes were large.  Freakishly large.

And this is what she says:

“She’s carryin’ her own poop bag!”

She says “poop” with a little popping sound at the end.

“Uhhh…Yes she is, I tho-”

I don’t have time to finish my sentence, because they’re already driving away like a moose drives a wagon.  (I’m really good at these analogies)

So basically, I had a pretty weird Tuesday.

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3 thoughts on “Two Weirdos In a SUV Like My Poop Bag

  1. What I thought when I first heard this: What the fail?
    What it reminded me of: I was riding my bike to the bus stop as I always do, when suddenly this shopping cart rolls fast me. I’m thinking, “Uhh..?” and then I heard someone yell, “THAT GIRL IS AWAKE AT FIVE AM!!!” I looked around and didn’t see anyone, but that didn’t stop me from riding away like a maniac.
    P.S Doesn’t your description say that you are a wiener dog? Hmmm… a dog walking a dog… interesting.

    • jibble says:

      Yeah. It was really weird to see old people that like my dog’s poop. And they’re willing to say it in the middle of a busy street.

      • AsmoMockingjay says:

        What is irking is that they WOULD STOP GAWK. That is the kind of thing that gets posted to Facebook, but they don’t stop. Just drive on, and possibly slow down, but thats it. And it’s usually a YOUNG PERSON. NOT AN OLD ONE.

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