I am afraid of the toilet.
It comes down to this: spiders. As disturbing as it is, I worry that a spider lives in my toilet.
I know. Freaky.
And what if, the spider decides to go for a little stroll, and accidentally ends up in my intestines? Even worse, what if that spider was pregnant?
A pregnant spider. In my intestines. Ready to give birth to five hundred babies that will feast on my organs.
I am not looking forward to that day.